I don't know why I was home (and not working) that afternoon, but I suddenly found myself rendered powerless to resist an opportunity to learn more about... increasing blood flow to the area.
[Cough. Cough.]
Later that evening, I decided to share some of my newly won sexual expertise with my husband.
"You know," I started, "the sex therapist on Oprah said that while it typically takes a man FOUR minutes to become aroused, it takes a woman FOURTEEN minutes."
K looked at me. Then he bent his elbow, threw his thumb over his shoulder pointing it at the bedroom door and said,
"Well alright then. Get in there and I'll follow in ten minutes."
Oh, the PASSION!!
22 comments:
Wotta guy!!
They were actually using a laser pointer??? Might that be painful?!?
LOL! I love you guys! Thanks for keeping it fresh!
I read that to my husband. I probably shouldn't have - I know it will be used against me (heh, heh), but it was too funny not to share.
You crazy kids! I'll definitely be using that new tip!
I like your husbands style.
what he doesn't get is that his ten minutes starts with putting dishes in the dishwasher and getting his filthy socks off the floor.... ;-)
the man has a plan, nicely played K
oh, he's damn good!!
LOL!!
oh, that is jusy awesomely wrong. heh! I wish I was a 14. Sadly, with my sex drive, 66 minutes. Yep, I'm 66 fer sure... about the time I'm interested, husband has long since gone to bed.Sigh.
Touche K!
We saw that episode - at 10:00 p.m. My husband took that diagram as a challenge. You know? Finding the G-spot. Lucky me. I guess.
First- That's just FUNNY.
Second- ain't it da truf!
Whoa, note to self, do not flip to Oprah while 5 yr old is around!
4 Minutes? Hell I can start and finish in 4 minutes...oh wait... that is not something to brag about is it?
why is typical so funny?!?!?!??!
Did he set a timer....just curious...:) Very funny...have to share that with my spouse...
Sounds similar to something that my fabulous hubs would say as well :) Gotta love the guys don't we?
ROFLMAO! You are so very real and so very candid, OTJ! I LOVE coming here for a dose of humor OTJ-style. LOL! And, I can so, so relate. lol!
Hi-Lar-ious! I am laughing at the absurdity of the conversation. I love that you two are keeping the flame alive at the House of Joys!
I so saw that coming. (Heh heh heh. "Coming." Pun not intended, but I kind of feel it should be.)
Gosh almighty, sounds like something my husband would say!!! Simply hysterical!
(When's that Oprah rerun anyway?)
heh heh
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