Spiderman came to the birthday party that The Mayor attended this weekend.
I should clarify that and say more specifically that Skid Row Spiderman came to the birthday party.
He arrived wearing his faded mask and badly fraying costume. Behind him, he dragged a beaten up rolling suitcase.
No matter! Fifteen four-year-old jaws fell in awe...
Spderman is HERE!
He is among us!
All hail, Spiderman!!
The rough and tumble Spiderman began his kiddie show with the oldest magic tricks in the book and then moved on to toddler Karate lessons.
He told the worst jokes imaginable and promised to make balloon animals for the grand finale.
His repertoire struck me as odd.
I wondered about the man behind the mask.
His oddness didn't seem to matter to the kids.
The Mayor hung on Spiderman's every word and took him literally when he said that each child who mastered the karate moves would be guaranteed a position at Super Hero Training School.
[The Mayor is so earnest.]
Not all the kids took Spiderman as seriously as The Mayor.
Like a heckler from the back of the crowd, The Mayor's friend Zoe yelled out a direct request,
"SPIDERMAN, TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!"
Her father fell into a severe coughing fit.
After he recovered himself, he laughed and said,
"So now you know what kind of parties go on at our house."
18 comments:
Man, you run with a FUN crowd!
Probably best that this particular Spiderman didn't take off his shirt. I'm sure he was not a Park Ranger.
So, did he invite you to one of said parties?
Now that's funny! Spiderman that does magic, karate, and balloon animals? Score for the preschool set!
So long as Spidey wasn't doing any pole dancing.
I'm with Magpie: do you ever get to Zoe's house for parties?
LMFAO @ Zoe. That was great.
spiderman is usually a stripper when he shows up to my parties too
Hahahaha! That's hilarious.
That's just as bad as getting cheers for peeing in the Home Depot bathroom.
I'm really, REALLY glad Skid Row Spiderman stayed dressed. It's probably best if we never know his true persona...!
That Zoe is a party animal! Is it possible to book her for the entertainment?
I'm taking Zoe to all my parties. Yeah, baby!
(Besides, it sounds like Spidey may have another job that involves fielding those exact kind of remarks.)
So, that guy has Super-hero-shirt-taking-off parties? Sounds rockin'.
Zoe sounds like my kind of gal...the Mayor is in for some serious corruption.
I love the Skid Row Spiderman! Sounds like a sketch from SNL!
You should TOTALLY write it- and send it to them.
Spiderman was appearing at a local car show a few years back. I took The Champ to meet him.
Unknowingly, we got there two hours before he was to appear. I told The Champ he propably was chasing bad guys and was running late.
He finally showed and we got a pic and an autograph. It was worth it.
oh my good god. Spidy! Save me from laughing my ass off!
that's why we just eat cake and watch Scooby doo on our birthdays
Oh My. Sounds like Spiderman has hit on hard times.
I guess another movie is needed to support that swinging lifestyle.
Naahhhhhhhhh she just wanted to see his chest muscles!! LOL!!
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