Monday, August 18, 2008

One Upping Your Sister

This morning in the car K noticed a driver in another car...

"She was smoking, talking on her cell phone AND driving!" he tut tutted.

"I know what's really the bad-est for your body," The Rooster announced.

"What is that?" I asked.

"Smoking!" she said confidently.

Not to be out done, The Mayor chimed in.

"I know what's even badder for your body," he said.

"What?" I asked.

"Cannibals."

36 comments:

QT said...

At least you get to laugh on your way to work, sister!

Jen said...

Ha! Well, he's certainly got a point. And a quick wit.

GoteeMan said...

um, well, yeah...
better to be smoked than eaten, unless you are smoked first, then eaten... that would be worst of all...

;-P

J/

Vodka Mom said...

now THAT was funny...

Megan said...

Those kids are too smart! At least it is never dull at your house.

Gwen said...

But at least the cannibals kill you quickly. (I think; I hope I never have to find out.)

david said...

BWAAA HA HA! We love your kids! Thank you for sharing these precious moments with us.

Jill said...

You almost made me spit out my Diet Coke. And that, my friend, is a mortal sin! Please tell your kids to stop being so funny!

furiousBall said...

even worse... smoking cannibals

LSM said...

Thanks for the laugh this morning (though now I may have to explain to my assistant what on earth is so funny in here).

Hard to argue with his logic on that one, though!

Amy @ Taste Like Crazy said...

Well...I guess you really can't argue with cannibal argument.

JoeinVegas said...

I think the cannibals put you in a pot and then lite the fire to make it boil. At least that's what happens on all the old tv cartoons. So I guess you'd have to breath the smoke from the fire first.

Magpie said...

Wow, who knew there were cannibals in your neck of the woods?

TSM-terrifically superiorily mediocre said...

I would have thought that was me except that I quit Friday.

I'm rather grumpy now, so no honking at me for talking and driving :)

BlondeMomBlog (Jamie) said...

Oh yeah girlfriend. You tell 'em! ;)

sugaredharpy said...

Mayor is the winner.

justjuli said...

The mayor has a fine point there - although in the end, both could have the same result.

Gotta love the little people for their insight!

Backpacking Dad said...

I have never heard a truer thing.

The Chick said...

At a quick glace I thought that said 'cannabis' and I was about to be REALLY impressed!

Kyla said...

He is right, of course. But I wonder if eating a smoker is worse for a cannibal?

Catizhere said...

What's that joke about the two cannibals eating the clown? One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

The Mayor rules.

Lotta said...

She's got a point.

Liberal Banana said...

Hilarious!

Also hilarious: your post with the pics where you posed with the HOTARD bus. I am finally jumping back into blogging and that was the oldest post of yours in my Bloglines account. I would've totally done the same thing if I saw a bus like that... It must've been meant for shuttling around retarded prostitutes or something, right? (Yup, I'm definitely going to hell.)

Little Monkies said...

Funny, I didn't see K and the kids this morning!

[jk]

Aimee Greeblemonkey said...

TOTALLY didn't see his answer coming. That was AWESOME.

Paige said...

cannibals get me everytime.

Gray Matter said...

Your kid is a über-genius, I thought mine was smart and clever and funny, but now I realize he's kinda a nub.

Shannon said...

I have to say, cannibals provide a quicker kill.

Christina said...

Cannibals for the win.

Wow, how do you top that? Cannibals that smoke?

flutter said...

well really, if you smoke, cannibals won't touch you. Makes you too chewy.

Anissa Mayhew said...

Have never heard truer wisdom.

nonlineargirl said...

Looking over my shoulder for smoking cannibals.

Circus Kelli said...

LOL Hahahahaha!!

Now THAT is funny!

nikisma said...

cute. just curious how the mayor learned what a cannibal is???

stoneskin said...

Ha, but what didn't come out is that if you smoking, driving, and talking on your cell phone you don't stand a chance in hell in avoiding a cannibal...

Maureen said...

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!