The Rooster summoned me at WHATEVER-O-CLOCK in the morning.
I stumbled into her room.
Seeing me, she flipped onto her tummy and pulled in her knees so that her tiny, little-girl butt was elevated.
She pulled her pajama pants down, effectively giving me a full moon.
"My name is Sleepy Butt!" she announced.
Are you feeling my early-in-the-morning joy?
Oh. The. Joys.