Tuesday, June 10, 2008

A Rose By Any Other Name...

"Mooooommmmyyyy!!!!"

The Rooster summoned me at WHATEVER-O-CLOCK in the morning.

I stumbled into her room.

Seeing me, she flipped onto her tummy and pulled in her knees so that her tiny, little-girl butt was elevated.

She pulled her pajama pants down, effectively giving me a full moon.

"My name is Sleepy Butt!" she announced.

Are you feeling my early-in-the-morning joy?

Oh. The. Joys.

Seemingly endless...


25 comments:

Above Average Joe said...

Could have been worse. She couldve had an accident.

Laski said...

She mooned you!!! How completely cool is that? Wait until you get to tell her about her former name "Sleepy Butt." Maybe wait until she is a teenager . . . in front of her friends.

Amanda said...

Yes, she could have alluded to being "air rooster."

meno said...

Did you tell her "Goodnight Moon"?

Maureen said...

"Sleepy Butt"? Where the heck do they come up with these things?

Oh my.

Natalie said...

Hahaha! How cute. It's a good thing she didn't let gas out. See, that's what my son would have done. And I, being the classiest of classy, would have laughed like a twelve year old.

apathy lounge said...

While you've got it...show it!

Crazed Mom said...

Bahahahahaha. 2yos are some of the best comedians in America. Tell me you didn't laugh!

Black Hockey Jesus said...

My daughter won't answer unless we call her Fish Head. Fish Head? She just decided to change her name to Fish Head.

Patience said...

Is anything funny at whatever-o-clock in the morning?!? Well, it's funny now. To those who weren't awakened at whatever-o-clock in the morning.

WILLIAM said...

I do that to my wife all the time.

Circus Kelli said...

LOL! I LOVE that!

Has she been watching Ace Ventura lately? :)

Jennifer said...

At the mature age of 6, my daughter still loves to moon me. So rest assured that some wonderful things won't be changing anytime soon. Well, hopefully they won't. Would you want your sweet baby any other way?

david said...

TCFW! (too cute for words)

Rusti said...

it never fails - your kids always manage to crack me up - as do you yourself :) thanks for the laugh J!

BethH6703 said...

*de-lurking* because I had to oooh & aaaah over how ADORABLE that it!

fairytalesandmargaritas said...

That's adorable!

Tranny Head said...

Gawd I thought you were going to tell us she's pooped in the bed or something. I'm glad for your sake it was only an arse - and possible gas.

Anonymous said...

Is she still sporting the panties with monkeys on them and calling attention to her monkey butt? Does she need a bigger size if I can find them? Grandma Seattle who does not accept responsibility for Rooster morphing monkey butt to sleepy butt. ;-)

mamatulip said...

She and Oliver would get along SMASHINGLY.

Catizhere said...

Please tell me that you at least squeezed that tiny hiney!

Jo Beaufoix said...

Hee hee, it's good to start the day with a smile.

Damselfly said...

And you said, "My name is I'm-gonna-be-all-over-your butt."

:)

Mimi said...

So she is in fact *your daughter* then, right? :-)

Kevin Charnas said...

I see she takes after her father.