The ransom note came home yesterday.
"Deliver the plastic eggs filled with candy or live with the shame of your performance as a mother forever!!!"
It's time to buy the effing school egg hunt supplies again.
[Week after week, it's always something... cupcakes, valentines, craptastic plastic something or other...]
Now I have make a trip to the Whale*Mart and brave the aisle full of scary peeps.
[Is it just me or are peeps a little menacing?]
In fact, Smilin' Mighty Jeebus and his risen-ness aside, the whole holiday is a little freaky.
It's not just the peeps, the bunnies are scary too.
What? You don't agree?
"Judge, I submit my evidence..."
Bunzilla's Cousin Earl
The Dread Pirate Rabbits
Carnivorous, Man-Eating Bunny #1
Carnivorous, Man-Eating Bunny #3
Carnivorous, Man-Eating Bunny #4
Carnivorous, Man-Eating Bunny #5
Carniverous, Man-Eating Bunny #6
"I rest my case!"
[And even so, still I must brave the Whale*Mart.]
Thank you so much for your reassurance about The Mayor yesterday. I have another appointment for him first thing Monday morning.