Friday, December 14, 2007

Gater Kisses

Okay, so I am sucking as a blogger lately.

I can't help it.

I'm working harder than usual (the NERVE of some employers, eh?!)

On top of that, I... uh... was visited by Aunt Flo at Thanksgiving and then two weeks later BAM she was back. Excuse me? Hello?

This can only mean that I am officially ancient and that maybe I'm GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE.

Which would mean that I am going to go all hormonally haywire and roam around the house crying because I am old enough to be the teen mom of James McAvoy and fantasies about him are just plain sick at my age.

Now I can only have "respectable" fantasies about old geezers.

Abe Vigoda, where are you now you hot tamale of my dreams!!!

Help me Baby Jeebus!

On top of everything else, K has been out of town for three days and, while the children have been miraculously well behaved and genuinely fun to be around, there are lego's in my bed where a hunky, hunky man should be...

He has just arrived home.

[Swoon.]

Here is just one of the many reasons why I love him so.






...and now... It's BUSINESS TIME!

67 comments:

Theresa said...

Ohmigawd, am I really going to be the first one to comment? This never happens, never. And only now because I put off watching the VIDEO so I could commiserate on the CHANGE. Can we all hold hands and go through this together? You know, like the exact opposite of what happened when Aunt Flo first came to visit?

Shauna Loves Chocolate said...

Hugs, Jess. I am so not looking forward to 'the change.' Based on how bitchy I was when I was pregnant, I'll be a real 'treat' to be around.

Veronica Mitchell said...

Even when I was young, I liked the old geezers. Crow's feet were my park ranger uniform.

furiousBall said...

she has the sweetest smile on her face when she kisses godzillas, that my friend, is resume worthy.

Avery Gray said...

Remember--two minutes in Heaven is better than one minute in Heaven.

Have fun!

*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

Mrs. G. said...

This is my kind of Viking...the puppet wearing kind. Must be nice to have your own personal Super Hero.

Em said...

The change. What a nice euphemism for the sudden and extreme hot spells my wife has that requires me to turn off the heat, open the windows, and freeze my testicles off while she looks for something cold to drink.

The Hotfessional said...

Darlin'. I'm averaging 17 days between visits. Welcome to my nightmare. :-)

And the tears? Damn.

But I'm glad your darling is home.

Not the Queen said...

There's nothing like a warm, fuzzy lego in your bed to keep you warm during those long, lonely winter nights.

Just be sure you don't close those business hours too early tonight, eh?

Mrs. Swizzle said...

The CHANGE...on the up side, I hear you don't need to shave your legs anymore. Don't know if that's true, but it sounds good.

Fantastic video! What a man!

dawn224 said...

I totally think you could host a "best of joys" for a week and direct us to your already written stuff. Take a breather, it's all good.

Beck said...

When I was pregnant with The Baby, I had Business Time dreams about all of the old guys in my church.
The really old guys.
Ickickickick.
So if that's what pregnancy did, I'm all atwitter to see what "the change" has in store for me. Oh boy!

Deb said...

Awww... go getcha some o' that, girl!!

Loralee Choate said...

Dude, you make it sound like you are in need of some depends and a mumu housecoat.

Old, schmold...You are a hottie. You kick my appearance's ass all over the board.

However-

You are definitely in need of a great lay.

Just don't scream out, "JAMES"! when it finally happens. It may or may not put a damper on the evening (Depending on what "Kind" of couple you are. Ehem.)

meno said...

Ah, the first sign, more frequent periods, because all the eggs in there are shrieking "Me! me! No, let ME try. No me, and ME TOO!"

I hear you.

Dory said...

I find it so absolutely adorable that you lurve your hubster like that.
And, if either of you are "fixed", Sterile Married Sex Five *snap* cuz it is hot hot hawt!
Dory

Jenifer said...

That video is so awesome. The "change" good grief speak no such words woman!

Hetha said...

You aren't sucking lately, and if you were you surely deserve to, what with all the fabulous daily posts you give! Your man really is hunky, but I could not divert my eyes from the pure delight that is the rooster girl. You're one lucky lady to have these three!

flutter said...

are those business socks he's wearing?!?!

Grim Reality Girl said...

Being a great daddy is very sexy. That and a good massage.... Glad your park ranger is such a sweetie!!

Omaha Mama said...

OMG - the person who does not lie the "text" lingo. Must say. OMG> that is so cute! I love the bellies! So cute.

Men are totally in their sexxy role as care providers and daddies. Love it.

Well done Ranger OTJ Daddy K!!!

Omaha Mama said...

Oh - and BTW, I forgot the good news that I wanted to spew. My mom went through hot flashes and pre-"the-change" for like, 10 years. So good luck to ya.

Omaha Mama said...

He seems like one hot daddy. You have to love the pure daddy love.

Speaking of the change. My mom went through that stuff - the hot flashes and etc for ten years. So good luck to ya. Not that your as old as my mom. But I think she started around 40ish. And I expect it to START any day with me. The peri crap. So, like I said, good luck to ya.

Thanks for the video though. Your family is too cute. Oh the cuteness, is what you should have said.

Omaha Mama said...

BTW - your word verification is like a friggin quiz tonight with all of its smug double q's and double i's that look like j's and i's. It feels like a friggin' pop quiz. I'm just sayin'. I'm not a robotic spammer you a-hole word verification!!!

tulipmom said...

That Rooster is too cute for words.

painted maypole said...

well, maybe if K stopped slipping the alligator the tongue...

;)

imaginary binky said...

So, first of all (or fist of all, which is what I typed over and over), your man = adorable. And, now I can't wait for Amos to be a bit older so that he can request kisses.

Also, tonight is Business Time for us. Yay! (Because Friday is when we make love.)

JCK said...

Daddys are the heroes. Especially when they get down on the floor with the kids. Priceless!

There's NO way you're going through the change already. Just mark it off to too much travel and fantasizing about Park Rangers.

fromheretothere said...

There is just something about dad's with their kids that makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. Your kids (and hubby) are adorable!

karrie said...

That K is a keeper. :)

Sending some soy your way--it is rumored to help.

Family Adventure said...

Fabulous video...

mine is coming home tomorrow after being away for TWO WEEKS. Argh....

Heidi

Shannon said...

Belly kisses are the best.

Aunt Flo's a bitch, isn't she?

frog ponds rock... said...

All I can say is EVENING PRIMROSE OIL.. hehehehe trust me!!!

E.P.O 1000mg keeps nanny sane!!!

it works for pms
but it doesn't help with TBSS
so sorry about that bit..

ooops what is TBSS

teenage bloody son syndrome..

Mommy Bits said...

Man.. The change....

Love the video. Very cute!

Jen said...

I hope you sorted out the recycling because while it's not part of business time, it is very important.

mauniejames said...

Okay...so now I have to swoon..he is hunky alright...so since your so old right now....share the goods...now look at the bright side...um..well that's what my mother always said...but it's really not that bad...and I'm sort of nutty anyway...you look good, feel good...your good.

Queen Karana said...

I love K's voice.

But, the cutest is Rooster's kisses. SO CUTE. Especially the first one when she leans in for it. I dunno - just gets to me. CUTE!

Kyla said...

That video was priceless. I loved seeing the Mayor and Roo in action.

carrie said...

Take it easy woman, you're getting old! :)

What a wonderful little view of your lovely people!

Redneck Mommy said...

I must be PMS'ing (cuz unlike you I'm young and vibrant...wink, wink) because I just watched that video and got all teary eyed and started missing my Boo. He's a great gator kisser and a better daddy...

Mrs. Chicky said...

Bow chicka bow bow.

Just remember to come up for air once in a while.

Bastet said...

So sweet!

Haley-O said...

It's okay! I'm in love with Ed Harris.... And, with my kids' soon-to=be retiring pediatrician because he looks like Ed...... That videos adorable!!!!

Fairly Odd Mother said...

Let's see, I'm two days on, four days off, four days on, two weeks off. . .and then start the whole friggin' thing over again. Just give me the hot flashes and be done with it, ok?

Glad your man is home.

imhelendt said...

Jessica- I am 38 and have been in perimenopause for the last 2.5-3 years. And every time I see another doctor they have to run blood tests to confirm it because they don't believe someone my age is going through this. WHAT?! Am I going to LIE about it?!? The hot flashes are the WORST! Lying naked on the floor because it's cold SUCKS. I mean totally SUCKS.

sarcasticmom said...

Oh, LADY! You NEVER suck at bloggin' mmkay?

That video with the gator makes me all AWWWW and HEHEHEHE!

Look at the change this way: Awl Business Awl da Tie-yum, No Bebbe Worries, Mahn.

My mizan is still MIA... he's been gone since the 5th.

There will be extensive business meetings on Monday, December 17th, when he returns. Braden may get locked in the closet all day with a bowl of cheerios and a sippy cup of juice, and the dog.

psychicgeek.com said...

If it really is the change (and you should get blood tests to confirm) ask your mom what hers was like, and how long it lasted. It may not be as discouraging as my mother's report. (twenty years!)
but her hot flashes gave her wardrobe a signature v-neck.

cyan said...

The world missed your "more features request". How unfortunate. Even though it was spot on, but I can understand the controversy, everyone loves the use of 'w00t'.

baby~amore' said...

LOL - you go girl.
Adorable video.

Anonymous said...

Putting the important things in your life.....*before* your blog?
I don't think you've mastered this blogging lark. I mean, the idea is that you should get your priorities all wrong and spend too much time messing around unproductively on the Internet for your own good.

I dunno, what with that Liv getting her priorities in the right order as well, I think the Internet is falling apart.

See, I'm scared.

If you all get the mix right, and behave sensibly, then I'll have to start doing it too. And that means (gnnnnn) Growing Up.

Please don't do this to me.

Mikeachim
http://mikeachim.typepad.com

g-man said...

Nice hat! (helmet)

Cute video.

Jo Beaufoix said...

God, we just get over having babies and then that happens. No fair.

And your hubby and your kids are gorgeous.

Liam's Mom - Gina said...

Glad the kids have been so sweet despite it all.

What a darling daddy!

KC said...

One of the only bright spots of my pregnancy...no AF issues. I mean, that and the eventual baby of course. The TUMS, Citrucel, Colace and newly formed stretch marks I could do without.

Hope your reuniting went well.

QT said...

The Rooster - YUM!!!

Anonymous said...

You're a lucky gal...but you knew that already!

A. Beaverhausen

Anonymous said...

You're a lucky gal...but you knew that already!

A. Beaverhausen

jen said...

I love watching K do his thang.

and you, sister...rest, peace, space, whatever you need.

Amanda said...

Oh, the way she shyly and expectantly reveals the belly!

FENICLE said...

Ah, what a hunkity - da - hunk!!! I am so envious!

FENICLE said...

Park Ranger's uh? I say go for the Vikings!!!

Jenn said...

You're not going to be all mad at me if I tell you I might have Viking fantasies now, are you?

Kimmylyn said...

Your lucky it is just legos in your bed. I normaly have a power ranger glue to my ass every morning. :)

Elizabeth (Table for Five) said...

We have that same Viking hat! And I agree, seeing my husband sitting on the floor "playing" dolls with Kaitlyn definitely makes him HOT in my eyes :)

Oh, and your kids? are so adorable!

Victoria said...

So cute (the video, not your potentail life change. Not that you're not cute too, but. Well, forget it).

I'm feeling a little overwhelmed this time of year too (and I really do love this time of year). My blog is suffering for it.

mom said...

I want to marry your husband. Is that so wrong?

Biddy said...

i hate you...in a very "i'm so freakin jealous because you have beautiful children and a beautiful husband that puts 99% of husbands to shame" sort of way...