Thursday, December 13, 2007

Dojo

I really don't have anything in me today.

However.

Thanks to the trusty blogger video uploader I can now share the never released, failed pilot
television series starring The Rooster.

I can't believe this show didn't get picked up back in late 2005.

I mean, who doesn't like a baby ninja?

Behold...

Episode One

video


Episode Two


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Episode Three


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The Final Episode


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44 comments:

Nancy said...

Well done little Grasshopper !

we_be_toys said...

That child is Criminally CUTE! There ought to be a law...!

we_be_toys said...

What? No credit to her Ninja Master? Or the sound mixing master?So funny, I had to watch it again!

Not the Queen said...

Oh my gosh! Look at that hair!

Good job catching all those moves on video, mom! That'll be really fun to pull out when she starts dating. Show all those guys what she's capable of.

Mrs. Chicky said...

I can't decide who is having more fun.

Now, wax on. Wax off.

holly said...

oh MY GOD! this is so totally ripped off from chuck norris it's ridiculous. i hope you're happy just blatantly copying his signature moves. he spent a lot of time working on those, you know, and now, your little one is here, with hardly any effort at all, completely upstaging him. he has a family! think of *his* children, will you? how will *they* cope once the rooster has replaced him? i'm weeping. weeping for chuck.

[let's ignore for a moment that i don't actually watch chuck norris, nor do i actually know any of his moves, or whether he in fact has signature moves. i guess the joke is less funny with this little tag at the end. sorry, i'll try harder.]

very very cute. i love your dorkiness.

suchsimplepleasures said...

your baby...is. so. stinking. cute!

FENICLE said...

Ah, I love ninja's & I love babies. So good combo!!!

meno said...

Karate Baby must only use the power for good, never for evil.

Jenifer said...

What no headband?

I definitely loved the Final Episode...it teases of a sequel though.

Emily said...

Kids are so entertaining.

furiousBall said...

I noticed the name changed at Episode 3 from Karate Baby to Baby Karate was it because of Jay Leno?

Avery Gray said...

Rooster does her own stunts?! Impressive!

Aliki2006 said...

Oh, I loved these! Thanks for sharing them...

mikster said...

That was cute. lol

liv said...

wow. she's always been your little mini me hasn't she?

oh, the cuteness!

Lawyer Mama said...

Oh my god, that was ADORABLE! I love how she had exactly the same smile and facial expressions 2 years ago.

motherbumper said...

Well now that the writer's strike is on, it's the perfect time to pitch it to the networks ($$$).

Sarcastic Mom (aka Lotus) said...

Dude, the final episode takes the cake.

You're making me want to procreate again.

STOP IT.

Pgoodness said...

holy crap, that was hilarious!

wornoutwoman said...

Those videos are a-d-o-r-a-b-l-e!

skiplovey said...

What's your style Rooster?
Way to cute for his own good.

carrie said...

Too cute!

Mimi said...

Oh my god. I thought we were the only people who did this. We also had 'baby drum solo master' appearing in a lot of exciting videos. Too much.

It's the bowing and settling that kills me here. And the sound effects.

Sayre said...

Too, too funny!!! My son (who really DOES karate) was absolutely howling over this.

Chanda (aka Bea) said...

Too cute! I particularly like her respectful bow to her opponent in the final episode. Well done Rooster-san.

~JJ! said...

HA!

I love that so much.

JoeInVegas said...

Further proof of why some kids grow up with problems - caused by parents.

Grim Reality Girl said...

The bow is the icing on the cake -- WELL DONE!

ImpostorMom said...

and how exactly did you NOT crack up while filming those?

Claire B. said...

Hilarious! And she looks like she is having a blast.

My husband does this with our cats. They love it.

Above Average Joe said...

With the writer's strike, you may get picked up yet. I'd watch that instead of American Gladiators.

Wendy said...

I would say it is too violent. We wouldn't want our children corrupted.

mamatulip said...

LMAO!!

Dave and I used to do the same thing with Julia. We pretended Oliver was an airplane -- and a turtle. We'd put various things on his back and then try to get him to crawl around.

Parenting is fun. Sometimes.

S said...

I love the bowing in the last episode! :-)
Imagine something so cute in pink being soooooo skilled! LOL!

Kim said...

Karate baby was hysterical!! This could have replaced any of the crap on TV.

Jennifer said...

The Golden Globes are YOURS.

Elizabeth said...

That just entertained my kids quite well! and reminded me of "Squish, just like grape" and "Wax on, Wax off" oh such pearls of wisdom

Deb said...

The sound effects by your husband are genius.

imaginary binky said...

Man, I was really hoping Karate Baby would show me the highlights of the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart technique.

Kyla said...

I'd TiVo it. Totally.

dawn224 said...

Alex has tagged the little ninja for a meme....

baby~amore' said...

echo echo - oh that is funny and cute.I couldn't not say it -the things parents do to their kids for a laugh.

Jo Beaufoix said...

Oh that kid is talented.
Watch out. Disney will want her.