"You're not going to wake me up are you?" he asked.
Last week K worried that I would wake him when, in order to catch my Biloxi flight, I had to rise at the butt crack of dawn.
(Dawn WHO??!!)
I put on my vixen voice and reassured him..."Oh, YES baby... I'm gonna wake you at 4:30 a.m. to MAKE THE BIG LOVE. Then we'll lie there with our skin sizzling so hot we could cook bacon on it."
He eyed me suspiciously for a minute and then turned back to his computer grumbling to himself,"Yeah. That's EXACTLY how it's going to go down. At least I know I can cook myself some bacon..."
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LOL...husbands say the darnedest things! Oh the joys of marital bliss!
Gasp! I was first to post? I don't be believing...!
PS. what would happen if you woke him up at 4:30 for the Big Love? Would it be the Big Yawn instead?
Bacon, huh? Don't know about him, but I would go for eggs and pancakes as well.
Microwave Lovin
Very cute.
I can't wait to have times like that. I just got engaged!!!!!
"cook myself some bacon"'s gonna be the new "masturbate."
"Make the Big Love" eh? Hmmm... I don't know what to say to that.
;)
-HH
Jeff keeps bringing up a scientific study in Newsweek that sex is good for women. It eliminates migraines and helps regulate their periods.
You know a male scientist was sad with the state of his sex life and came up with whatever he could to rebutt (sp?) the excuses women come up with to not have sex.
Oh please...WE ALL KNOW, THAT K DOESN'T WEAR CLOTHES WHILE COOKING BREAKFAST!! That blue shirt on him while frying bacon?
That is SO unrealistic.
Well...At least when you cook and eat your own bacon you can cook it just how you like and never have to lie when the question arises if your finished or not.
Heh.
OMG. I just did my NUMBER ONE PET PEEVE (No, not that. I don't mind cooking bacon at all.)
"YOU'RE". NOT "YOUR"
Shudder...
LOL!
Well where do you think the phrase making bacon came from?
*giggle*
Heidi
Ha. Was that turkey bacon?
Bacon is the greatest thing next to the big love. What a woman.
No crispy burnt bits I hope! Lucky guys!
Cheers
This is my calling card or link"Whittereronautism"until blogger comments get themselves sorted out.
Wouldn't the bacon irritate Dawn's butt crack?
Hahahahahaha.
Yeah, but will he fry it NAKED?
Since the whole high blood pressure thing emerged, I think my husband would probably prefer bacon over a 4 a.m. booty call. He is seriously bacon deprived.
Poor baby.
Bacon love. *giggle*
What...has he been talking with my husband? Cuz they sound like they've been commiserating...
Well now you should do it just to shock and suprise him...
Of course 4:30 a.m. lovin ..yeah not so sure about that
Mmm. Bacon.
mmmmm bacon
I LOVE how you tagged this: Idiocy, K, Marriage, SUCKERS.
LOLOLOLOL.
Hee hee. I want to see him cooking bacon in his ranger suit.
Dawn here. Stay away from my butt crack. It is closed for construction.
LOL! My husband would have said, "Hell ya!"
That makes me think of my FIL. When T was 4 and saw two pigs, um, doing their piggy thing on the farm and he asked his dad about it, the answer was, "Makin' bacon." Of course.
mmm... bacon...
i love bacon!
This cracks me up as I have a post waiting all about being woken up early (which I hate, bacon or no bacon)!
Feel the love . . .
Is that bacon flying into his mouth or out? Luckily you weren't there to see.
Congrats on a great trip, where you obviously had an amazing experience and shared it so vividly with your readers.
nothin' like luvin in the middle of the night, even if it is your first thing in the morning! Did your husband wear his ranger outfit when he said that? He heh.
heh he looks rather repulsed by that!
The art of the morning quickie begins with a securely locked door. I hate crowds...
4:30am...for the big love fest...what are ya? NUTS?
What is it about men and bacon?
I love people who say the butt crack of dawn. I am one of them. Now I love you too.
(Not that I didn't before! You are totally fabulous!)
Make the Big Love? Does this mean that he will acquire two sister wives for you and then move the brood to Utah?
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