The Family Joy was gathered in the kitchen.
The Mayor and The Rooster were involved in some made up game where The Mayor repeatedly covered The Rooster with a blanket.
The Mayor, wanting to switch the game so that the blanket would cover him, turned to The Rooster and said,"Hey! DO ME!"
The Rooster, responding to her brother's request, said,"OH-KAY!"
K was sitting on the kiddie play table and I was smooching on him.
K, hearing The Mayor's comment to his sister, broke apart from my kiss and said,"Hey! DO ME!"
...and I, kissed him again and said,"OH-KAY!"
But let's be real.
Did we see any action at The House of Joy after this looooong day with the short people?
57 comments:
cute ;)
...kids get too much of the fun, don't they!
Oh and they are long, better luck next time!
Reality, parent-style.
;)
My advice? Get in all the sex you can while your kids are between grades 2-5...that's when they go to bed when they should and you'll be less exhausted....once they hit the teen years they're back to weird toddler sleeping patterns and coming home late in the evening. There is no way you can out-stay-up a teenager to get some quiet nooky time with your spouse!
You are too funny.
At least I'm not the only one too tired after a long day with the short person!!!
Dear oh the joys. Hahaha! Out of the mouths of babes come words that grown up use for a totally different meaning. As a childless wife, I can't give any recommendations about 'quality time' when the kids are in grades 2 - 5, but I'll be checking back on these comments and writing notes for the future!
That is so sad. Especially for K
Too cute!
Poor, poor y'all.
I think you'll find a way, though.
Too cute - lovin the photoshop too!
At least the idea was there...
Gotta love the double entendre.
I hail your photoshopping skillz!
Action? What's that? I don't remember.
It's more of a modern architectural conspiracy = no locks on the doors!
cheers
Ha! Love it.
LOL...better luck next time ;)
Weight Watchers is paying off - you look quite fetching in your black get-up.
Thanks for the laugh.
May 'love' find a way.
Wow, your waist is really small.
Sex and a kiddie play table? Whoa. Never tried that one.
Hello Joy,
Lovely blog... I liked all your posts and rest of the posts..........
He is very nice person try to siviot
Next time, just tell them mommy and daddy are going to play the blanket game in their room for a while...
Sigh.
First off: if one is going to spam blogs, take some effing grammer lessons (yeah, I'm talking to you Health Watch Center).
Second off: yeah. I'm usually the second off on the Do Me game.
long days with the short people, indeed.
does chip away at the something something.
Once again, your boobs look fantastic in that pic.
Where there is a will, there is a way.
"He is very nice person try to siviot" ? Sounds kinky- perhaps worth investigating this siviot.
I can never let my husband read your blog because then he'll see that there are women who have a sex drive where he is married to a woman who's sex drive died while giving birth....
you just come on over dressed like that anytime, friend. purr.
but, um...wait until a day where the baby's in daycare, okay, cause i'm, like, expending all my affection in that direction most of the time.
sigh.
You sound like non stop fun. LOL... Better luck next time. It is amazing how they can just suck your will to do it right out of you.
Man, do I know that feeling. At least ya'll are keepin' the romance alive, whether the deed is done or not. And that's half the battle!
Bethany woke last night in the middle of the night with a fever of 102. I medicated her, and then she insisted on coming to be with me. That was fine. But then she wanted all her toy bunnies in bed with us. That, also, was sorta fine. Then she sat up and kissed each one. Okay. Then she insisted I kiss each one. Alrighty. Then she insisted her Daddy kiss each one. He went to the couch.
Yeah, the only action around here is with stuffed bunnies. Pathetic.
Being a Scorpio I simply insist that the wild sex happen, even if it has to be scheduled. Keep tryin', find some good babysitters and until then please keep the laughs coming (since not much else seems to be)!
LMAO!!!
No Bow Chika? Damn the luck!
LOVE the picture!!!!!!!!!
I'm liking the 'fro. It's a nice look.
Ah, sigh. It sounds like so many of our nights too!
HA! Very cute. You gotta take what you can get sometimes!
Maggie asked me to "bite her heiney" last night.
Joe says, "Me Too!!"
Mag got her nibble. Joe, not so much.
Funny, I was thinking about you last night... not *that way...
I was watching tv and a commercial for AXE Body Spray came on & the girl sings, "Bow Chica WahWah....." SIGH, I'll never hear porn music again in the same way.
Bossy doesn't mind getting busy in the morning - unless she has too much to do, which is always. And she doesn't mind getting busy in the afternoon - unless she is still too busy, which is always. And she really enjoys getting busy in the pitch black dark i mean you can't see anything of night - unless she is too tired which is always.
well you hit the nail on the head. This is the everyday happenings at Augs Casa.
WHORE! LOL
just kidding.. lol
that's so funny! think i'll get some nooky in your honor tonight ;-)
Hahahaha! Too bad.
oh, p.s. when the kids are old enough to bathe themselves without much supervision (you know, i can hear them splashing so they're not dead...or make them sing in the tub..if they stop singing, go lifeguard on em)...GREAT time for a quickie..
don't ask me how i know this... :-)
I bet ya DIDN'T...
Ahhhh yes. The ultimate aphrodesiac...
Love it. Too bad, though.
At least you had the idea. I can't remember the last time I had such an idea...
you make marriage and family sooooo cute! i love it.
You're killing me! Can't wait to have a cocktail with you at Blogher. Love the photo.
Better luck this weekend! :D
Oh boy!
We have a pillow on our bed that someone gave us as a wedding gift. One side says "Not tonight" the other side says "Tonight".
Can you guess which side it's on 99% of the time????
I almost got some until I looked down to see a hair, you know where, then I thought of you and dolmas. Moment shot and my husband would have never understood why.
We don't have a pillow here in the castle, but I hear you, Fenicle.
I'm sad to hear that there will be no chicken in the House of Joy. What makes me sadder is there will be no chicken in the castle either. :)
Keep on tryin', eh? :)
ha! Good luck next time!
I get it. Those little people just tire you out so all you can do at the end of the day is just crash in bed. (And I don't mean Crash like the Dave Mathews song, if you get my drift...)
In front of the children?! Funny girl..... LM would love a little action if you know what I mean. But, tooo tired most nights...
Rony
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