The DSL line to my house done up and died.
"How dare you go down on me, Earthlink!!"
Okay, there is a problem with that last bit...
I mean, "How dare you" and "go down on me" don't belong in the same DOCUMENT much less the same sentence.
I tend to lean more towards this way of thinking...
"Oh, I do DECLARE, Rhet! I seem to have dropped my hanky! Be a gentlemen and fetch it for me...oh, and since you're already down there... "
Ain't no "how dare you" involved, you get me?!
Anyway, my access to teh internets is troubled.
Right now I am using a borrowed laptop and STOLEN WIFI!!!
I'm a CRIMINAL now!
[Interesting to see the WiFi account names my neighbors have chosen...]
Because I am sneaking onto the web, I havn't been able to surf around the Blog-O-Sphere. Are you missing this trusty internet pal's comments on yer blog? I'm missing you too.
My dead-as-a-doornail internet access is not just putting the hurt on my travels in blogland, it's proving far worse for my PRO-FESH-I-NULL CAREERZ.
I work as a consultant and I work from home.
These days I'm working on a big, fat merger and scrambling to get a presentation ready for the merger task force meeting taking place early next week in D.C.
So as you might imagine, now is a GREAT time to have no e-mail.
If only I could get SERVICED.