My friend Michele invited The Family Joy over for post nap play, dinnner and a walk in the nature preserve yesterday."If it's warm out," she told us, "bring swim suits for the kids because we just got a new inflatable pool..."
Well, it was warm out.
[Of course I totally forgot the bathing suits.]
It didn't matter though. Apparently, I'm raising my little people right because they took one look at the inflatable pool and demanded to be stripped naked."Take my clothes off NOW, Mommy!!"
Michele's husband offered The Mayor a swim diaper ( "in case he would feel more comfortable" ) but my boy wholly rejected those good intentions.
Nekkid is IN.
The Mayor frolicked about in the inflated pool waving his host's plastic, toy golf club in the air, smacking the pool toys and splashing the water with it.
Then he turned to Michele and her husband and said,"Hey! Look what I can do! I can put this golf club up my butt!!"
Just like that, in all his nude glory, he wedged the toy 5 Iron between his butt cheeks, grinned like a maniac and waited for applause.
What on EARTH is Michele going to tell her son today when he wants to play with his toy golf set?"Sorry, bud. Golf stinks."
Want to have us over?
Art by Kari Christensen
67 comments:
A hole in one! [sorry, couldn't resist]
Cheers
OMG...lmaoooooo.
I got no golf clubs except the hubby's. Oh go ahead. He can have it. Saves me money. Come on over.
OMG - That is too funny and so something my little guy would do. Thats what kids are for, to embarrass the hell out of us.
I'm so excited to finally be here early enough to comment!
Nekkid is way in. I mean, if you can't be nekkid in your own backyard as a kid *with a free pass to be so*, when can you be?
Or, as your kids do, mine get nekkid at our best friends' house too.
LOL at the Mayor and the golf club. My kids are butt-obsessed too. I say it comes from their dad's side.
Hilarious! I can picture a few little ones I know doing the same thing.
Excellent, Mayor! There are a great many people whom I would love to see with a golf club up butt, but they probably wouldn't have enjoyed it nearly as much as Mayor!
All I can say is Thank the good Lord it wasn't the Driver or putter!!! I think I want to play a round with the Major. I'm sure we would have some interesting conversations and um, club selections...ha ha ha
SNORT!!! And I love the hole in one comment....I'll bet you travel with a lot of disinfectant. Or at least your friends do ;)
As much as I love the Mayor, I'm sort of glad I nixed the whole pool idea on Saturday.
Holy moly.
Poor Dana!
The Mayor is quite the character. That painting is hilarious!
LOL Oh my GOD!! You are welcome at my house any time!!! hahahahahahaha
LMAO! Nekkid is always in on the Shake-Shake. It's been in for over 6 years now. I'm so use to nekkid boy tushes that I wouldn't bat an eye. You would even get a parting gift of a toy golf club to go home with you! hehe!
Hilarious post!
OMG. That's hysterical.
LOL! Hilarious post!
Thank gawd there is another family like mine, I just have the girl version.
I need that picture on a t shirt by the way. need it.
Some say you can judge the home life by how your children play.
Your home life scares the bajeebus out of me.
I really needed this laugh :) I'm sure my daughter will come out with something that will make me equally as proud, soon!
I bet The Mayor was wondering why he didn't get a thundering round of applause.
The only thing that could have made it better would have been you releasing the Mighty Wind.
OMG... are you related to us??? lol
You've reminded Bossy why she doesn't golf.
HA. Love that kid. Butt tricks are my favorite!
Laughing out loud- VERY loud!
i'm a big fan of nekkid. big fan, big fan. ;)
OK, I am beginning to think that my life will not be complete until I meet The Mayor.
What a character. I dare say you will never be bored with that one around.
Come to think of it, nor will your friends, neighbors, people on the street...
He was born to the right folks - some parents would FREAK OUT.
Again, I missed these "boy joys" by only having girls! I am laughing my own butt off here!
Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing now!
You can come over to my house. The Mayor would fit right in, naked golf and all.
your kids can run up the street with mine, who enjoy running up the sidewalk with their dresses up over their shoulders making "capes" but in reality, showing off their butts.
LOVE IT!
Oh lord....
I'm crying here. That is hilarious!
Oh, that is just so so funny and so so wrong!
Too funny Mayor. Appears the apple doesn't fall far from the tree however...I seem to recall lurking through some honeymoon (?)photos and there was a sun hat, I believe, and a rather ummm, thick fence post? There may have been applause...can't be sure.
I prefer nekkid myself. Naked is overrated!
Absolutely - you and the nekkid clan are welcome anytime. Warning, my dog is fascinated by low hanging fruit.
You know, I really wish you lived alot closer....I think you'd fit right in here.
That is hilarious! I have 3 little boys... I can only imagine what I'm in for! Great blog!
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Looks like The Mayor has taken up my kind of golf!
The Swede has a serious preoccupation with butts...and golf. He and The Mayor would get along beautifully.
I am in love with your family.
OH, the nekkidness!
Dana is multi-talented, indeed! You can come play in our kiddie pool any time.
That's just fantastic. LOL. And yes, you're still welcome any time. My boys would be thrilled to have someone else around that loves all things butt. :-) Oh, and the nekkidness...gotta love it.
Come on over! Pool is inflated and 2-year-old-boy-in-need-of-OMG-inspiring-mentor is a waitin' for a fearless leader.
Oh.My.God.
I think I just peed myself. Have any more of those swim diapers?!
I'd totally invite you to my pool. But I'd hide the toys. Especially the pointy ones. Heh.
I have to ask......does K play golf????
hilarious. see, i can picture it so much better now.
hilarious.
THat's a kid for you. Today, Tukey grabbed his brother's 'cup,' and I don't mean a drinkin' one, placed it over his twigs and berries, and said, "Punch me in the balls, Mom."
WTF?
You have no idea just how much that behavior would be welcome at our abode. Yes, are you available for a playdate in Eastern Washington?
oi... laughter hurts. that was toooo funny
We're at Nana's house for a while...come on over. We need a few good laughs a la The Mayor! Except, we don't have golf clubs. Hmmm, would knickknacks work???
The 19th hole??????
Too funny, and sounds like something our little monster would do for sure! Ain't kids grand?
That's hysterical. Your kids and my kids sound like a match made in heaven. ;)
Good God, woman--
I needed a laugh this morning, and you (as always) delivered.
I keep envisioning some kind of instructional video...
The Mayor is such a treat.
You can always let people hire out The Mayor for parties. He sounds like a riot!
You'd fit right in here.I think my Max would adore your Mayor.
Well, I give him an A for creatively at least!
OMGosh!!! He's just too hilarious for words! I come here to laugh, and he never fails me!
ROFLMAO!!!
"Hey! Look what I can do! I can put this golf club up my butt!!"
What a kid...he's hilarious...and creative too!
I wonder what they did with said golf club after you left...
My kids are the same way. I'll have you over anytime. Sounds entertaining!
LOL...That picture is hilarious!
By the way, I was walking past the youth sports desk at my gym last night and there, on the counter, was a golf club. I laughed out loud. Probably made me look a little psycho, but ah, well. Not the first time.
Nice birdy!
Kids really love their butts. I think it's just that simple. ;)
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