I hesitate to reveal the TRUE purpose of our visit to New York last weekend because I don't want anyone to think The House of Joy is, you know, DIFFERENT or anything.
But my cousin Kathy needed to be taught a lesson.
Kathy introduced me to many new kinds of chocolaty treats and though they are "Weight Watchers" brand candies I don't need to get back in the habit of eating chocolaty morsels of almost-like-almond-joy goodness.
Cousin Kathy is an evil doer!
I believe she was sent by the very wicked Lady Flabina to distract me from the complicated and difficult task of counting all the way to TWENTY(!!!) each and every day in order to track the damned weight watchers points.
Kathy, will suffer at the hands of The Family Joy for this cruel act!!!
We have ways of extracting vengeance!
Balloons were given as rewards for services rendered, but The Mayor struggled. He wondered if the paper towel roll flogging life might not be for him. He experienced the dread, "Floggers Remorse."
The Mayor contemplated running away with this friendly balloon man.
But then Hank...