Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Evening Slide Presentation In the Campground Amphitheater

heart

and

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So... can't ANYONE

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Because y'all KNOW I want to be

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Give me a

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Okay, okay.

I realize that impersonating a federal officer is illegal.

But I SWEAR PROMISE,

We will never use the Park Ranger uniform for evil...

(Hee hee hee ha ha ha, ree ree ree!!!)

We will only use it for good.

Mmmmmmmm, BABY, YES!

(Bow chicka bow bow!)

Seriously, who can hook a dork up?

There is only ONE day left until Valentine's Day.

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k as a ranger

47 comments:

Sayre said...

Maybe K will surprise you and find one hisownself. Could be the best Valentine's Day evah!

Jeff said...

You know, I thought to myself, "Can't this woman google? There must be a bunch of places you can find a uniform like that"

And then I tried googling... there aren't any (although strangely enough this blog comes up quite a bit in the searches).

Good luck.

Blog Antagonist said...

Try the DNR. Maybe they'll take pity on you and pony up a uniform. Or, you could just rip it from the lean, muscular, tanned form of one such person. Oh my....

I need a moment alone.

WILLIAM said...

Some Park Rangers wear similar uniforms as State Troopers. Go to the highway, Drive like 90 mph when you get pulled over ask the trroper for his uniform. You may even get out of the ticket

Mamma said...

Now that WILLIAM is a thinker!!

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Ok. I am finding it hard to believe that you can find a picture of a rabid easter bunny, but you can't find a park ranger uniform...You are NOT trying hard enough woman...

this was the closest I could get...http://www.brandsonsale.com/ca-008827.html

Mona said...

You have me googling for you, woman!

The closest I found was a children's park ranger outfit on ebay, and if he can fit a size 8 in boy's, you're good to go!

I did find some adult sizes for Power Rangers so you can always go mighty morphin as a last resort.

Patience said...

Maybe all you really need is the Park Ranger hat! Nekkid Park Ranger Fantasy!!

Jenifer G. said...

Thanks for dropping by...maybe you know someone who can sew...made to measure uniform perhaps?

Even if no luck, Happy V Day to you!

Heather said...

Am I the only one who is dying to know how you managed the personalized candy hearts???

canape said...

Hmmm. How about a Canadian Mounty? You know, mount-y?

http://www.broadwaycostumes.com/rentals/44military-canada.htm

Kevin Charnas said...

I have a German officer's cap, a miner's helmet, choice of 30+ wigs, boas...lycra pant suits, vinyl jumpers...red cowboy boots, red tights, capes...

None of these help, do they?

Damn it.

Kristen said...

Is it the hat that turns you on? I'm curious- I've never been one for uniforms, but when Tim wears his baseball hat "just so" it really gets me. Don't know why.

MamaLee said...

I only have a maid costume you can borrow...

You'll have to get your own fishnets, though. I just ripped my last pair...lol

Pattie said...

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000E71WHE/dealtime-app-20/ref=nosim

Not quite the same, but may work in a pinch!

gingajoy said...

you're just a big ole perv, aren't you?

Random Thinker said...

For those in search of Park Ranger uniform, this URL should help:
http://www.cr.nps.gov/history/online_books/workman2/vol2ac.htm

Gingers Mom said...

If only I had one...good luck living out your fantasy. Maybe check a costume shop. Of course, it just is better if it is the real thing. Hee hee.

Jackie said...

LOVE your pictures - too funny!

Carrie said...

Joy, If you really really want it, I will sew you a costume. You are responsible for the hat ;) The catch is I'm not free until the end of march. I've got massive sewing to do for a baby shower.

Paige said...

Damn...well before I knew you, I worked with a former Park Ranger. Wish I knew where said colleague was nowadays.

Also wish said colleague wasn't a petite female...

mamatulip said...

You totally crack me up.

Jennifer said...

HAHAHA! This one is toooo funny, OTJ! You're really rockin' the photoshop and scarin' the hell outta me with your mad-skills! I must say that I never thought about park rangers up until now (thanks). But since you've mentioned it, hmmm, rugged, outdoorsy, a little stubble here and there....rrrowwwrrr-a!

I'll be thinkin' about ya and hoping K gets his damned ass into a ranger uniform soon!

BlondeMom said...

Bwaa haa haa haa haa.

Have you tried Ebay? Seriously, it seems like every random item in the universe can be found on Ebay.

Perhaps they can arrange for express Valentine's Day shipping!

Someone MUST help you fulfill your VDay fantasy!

Christel said...

Ok - here's my thought... when hubs was doing search and rescue work, he had to to buy his uniform. There was an actual uniform store he went to. They had all the stuff for police, ems, fire fighters... So, find the store where the park rangers shop. There's gotta be one. Or a catalog or something. Call up your closest nat'l park and ask someone. I wouldn't divulge the whole ontopofoldsmokey thing, but who knows! Good Luck gettin' lucky.

Jess Riley said...

The hat is what does it for me.

Will there be a tent and hiking shoes, too?

Bob said...

someone better dress up in a ranger uniform before she 'splodes.

Her Bad Mother said...

Laughing! Out loud!

liv said...

Jess, Call Jane or Jimmy at Costumes, Etc... in Buckhead and tell them to get on it. Tell them that Maconite Olivia told you to call. 404-239-9422

they are the best!!

Queen of the Mayhem said...

Too funny! Try 3wisheslingerie.com

They have all kinds of crazy costumes there!
(At least that's what I heard! *ahem*)


BOW CHICKA BOW BOW!

carrie said...

Isn't there a ranger out there willing to accept a bribe from the oh so fetching Jessica??? There must be, just give him the eyes!

Happy Valentine's Day, hope your dreams come true! :)

Carrie

carmachu said...

Have fun!

Mrs. Chicky said...

Did I just stumble upon Skin-emax and not realize it?

Stepping Over the Junk said...

You crack me up. When I was married, my husband used to notice that I enjoyed seeing firemen around town...yessiiireee. Although the uniform on exhusband wasn't exactly something I wanted...he he. He would say "so, if I just get a fireman uniform, will I get some lovin'?" Um, no.

KC said...

Maybe you can swipe it off a Smokey the Bear statue?

Wax museum?

Why am I getting a mental image of Don Knox?

Flawed & Disorderly said...

Girlfriend, you need to stop losing weight or else there won't be any cushion for the Park Ranger's pushin'! Good grief Miss Skinny! Stick a fork in you. You're done!

Ashley said...

That was so funny!

Mary-LUE said...

Hi... it isn't actually particular to this post, but I just wanted to say hello and thanks for stopping by. I only recently started visiting here and have been enjoying what I've read so far. Your Henna stomach post was so great as was your Weight Watchers post. Of course, that one appealed to me particularly because I'm currently on WW and looooove hearing those success stories! Anyway, it has been nice getting to know you and your blog and I'll be keeping my fingers crossed that the Park Ranger of your dreams makes an appearance!

Grim Reality Girl said...

Wishing you Park Ranger goodness on Valentine's Day!!!!

flutter said...

You are hilarious. and wrong, but mostly hilarious.

shaz said...

the dork pic was hilarious!

King Isepik said...

You are a HORN DOG! :) more power to you! I was a Park Ranger for 3 summers back in my youth. I have the uniform still, but I think it's about 2000 miles away in storage. LOL! If I had known that you'd need it (not that it would fit) I'd have brought it with me or sent it to you. :)

Get you groove on!

Chaos Control said...

My bet is that somehow, someway you're going to find yourself said Ranger wear. Can't wait to hear (read) about the outcome!

Therese said...

Nice photoshop work! Check this out...virtual ranger hotness... http://www.nps.gov/webrangers/

Damselfly said...

Dontcha love conversation hearts!

Karana said...

LOL! Yeppers, tis true. DH used to be a park ranger. His stuff is supposedly in storage in Virginia - but we don't know this for a fact. So yeah, it's 2000 miles away for US... but it would be MUCH closer for you.

I decided to have fun google-ing too. I about died laughing when an add came up for Ebay, simply asking... "Looking for a park ranger?"

WHY YES! YES I AM!

Have you seen the "Kiss Me, I'm a Park Ranger T-shirt?"

Or the "official" shirt? Frankly, I think the badges must have something to do with the hotness factor. This shirt simply doesn't quite do it for me on it's own.

But in truth, I think you should contact Brenda to see if she can make you one of these stickers that says PARK RANGERS!

LOL... you are a silly woman, and I love it. K is lucky to have you!

the haunted hiker said...

I'm a former park ranger who is married to a former park ranger and I know plenty of real rangers who would just love to meet a girl like you!

Your heart candy messages are too funny. I'm going to send them to all my lonely ranger friends.

I could loan you my husband's uniform, but you must keep your horny paws off his body, that belongs to me. Come visit at

www.hauntedhiker.com