I went to a holiday party last weekend.
When I walked in, a woman I've never met said to me, "Oh, isn't THAT nice. It's always so nice to see someone who has captured the true holiday spirit."
Step OFF holiday reveler!
Maybe she thought I wasn't properly attired.
She should have asked me if my tree was decorated. Ha!
I've got spirit, yes I do!
I've got spirit, how 'bout YOU?
Yay!
Go, Christmas!
I've got spirit, how 'bout YOU?
Yay!
Go, Christmas!
36 comments:
It's not like the chick on your shirt was naked or anything. Although, it being you, I am a bit surprised she's not naked.
Your tree too? Just tell people you're doing a "minimalist thing" this year-you know, clean lines, sticking with natural materials and all that crap.
You make me laugh.....
Maybe you could put your shirt on a hanger and hang IT on the tree. Viola'! Decorated tree!
I LOVE the shirt. I am now on a quest to find one of my very own.
Awesome shirt!
And now I know where to send all of the ornaments I've accumulated in the last 48 hours- to you! I don't even have a tree, but as of right now I have no fewer than 7, yes 7, ornaments sitting on my desk!
I L-O-V-E that shirt. Hot damn! It's the best. Tell her Scrooge is waiting for her phone call.
The Church Lady was at your party? That had to rock the house.
Hahaha! That is a GREAT shirt! :D
Love it! Enjoy your spirited Christmas!
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That shirt is HOT - how dare that wench make such a comment. She's just not in 'the know', y'know? And I'm totally diggin' the tree. Seems to be a common theme this year - late holiday cards & semi or undecorated tree. Think of it this way: less mess to clean up, yeah?
I love love the shirt!! Hope you and your family a nice Christmas and a happy healthy New Year!!
Delurking to say that is the best xmas shirt ever, your lipstick looks hot, and that's my kind of xmas spirit! Hope your family has a wonderful holiday.
I didn't realize you would go around pointing at people when you wore that shirt...lol...tell her to loosen the f*** up. Give her extra egg-nog or something.
Hummmm... wasn't she NICE? If I ever went to Christmas parties, I might carry around little bags of coal to give out to all the scrooges that come out to party-down at the holidays.
And bags of kisses for the other ones...
I love the HO X 3 shirt.
Love it, Love the shirt.
But oh man, I adore that smiley picture with the tree! You're gorgeous, mama!
Tree? Ohyeah.... a tree. I KNEW I was forgetting something!
(You looked great. She should TOTALLY step off.
Um. Because it will bug me otherwise:
)
Okay. I can breathe now.
perhaps it should have said hoo'er, hoo'er, hoo'er? Finally used it.
Woo hoo! Is your tree really undecorated still?!? Mine WAS decorated, but now only two ornaments remain. Everything is in a pile of broken shambles.
Sorry I've been a non-posting blog lurker lately, but I've been lovin' the posts! EVERYthing gets stuck to that dumb bib velcro! Hate it! But LOVE the Ho Ho Ho red lipstick! Festive!
You just had to go and say "Step OFF holiday reveler!" and MAKE ME LOVE YOU.
Hilarious! Only reason I have a tree up at all is because my task-oriented mother-in-law descended upon us this past weekend. When the tree went up and we sat back to admire it, she bellowed "Where are the ornaments?" They're somewhere. "How can we NOT know where our ornaments are?" Um, step off, we don't dream about them in March, is why.
Even "HOs" like to get into the spirit of Christmas! Not that I'm calling you a...you know...never mind!
Must. Have. That. Shirt. Where did you get it?
You must have been a mistletoe target. You looked hawt!
Lisa
OTJ, you are SO awesome, in SO many ways! This shirt is only topped by my friend's shirt. She has a lady that look frighteningly similar to your "ho", except her lady is standing in front of a trailer and the shirt says "Trailer Trash" in sequin letters! Your taste is impeccable! LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
Hey, at least the tree is up.....
Anyway, at least YOU still get invited to parties.....I swear I've been banned in most towns locally...
stupid cow- the shirt is fab!!! The thing is you're smiling, probably not like the bug up her ass holiday reveler... you're beautiful btw.
No need for ornaments! Clearly you're a purist!
I think you have next year's teeshirt all set up. Just print, "Step Off Holiday Reveler" and you're good to go!
1. I love that shirt and all things cheesecake pin-ups.
2. My tree? Looks just like that.
3. You are my long lost sister.
At least she gave you something to blog about.
PLEASE, please, please, for the love of all that is good, tell me where you got your shirt.
I need one.
Please tell me that's not actually your ornament. I mean.. yeah.. cool ornament.
LOVE the top, though! The irony escapes many this time of year.
Happy Christmas to the joyf-ful family!
You look very relaxed and happy for someone with an undecorated tree, tell me your secret.
That shirt is awesome! Why are people so crabby this time of year, can't they take a joke??
Love your site, btw, just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas and don't worry about that tree...one ornament will suffice if they are to be pulled off by toddlers anyway! :)
Carrie
I love your back to nature naked tree idea, that's so earth mother of you...
LOL, love the shirt, but unfortunately, some blokes in Australia have gotten wind of it. "Ha Ha Ha! Merry Christmas!"
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