I was folding the never ending laundry and listening to my children chatter to one another in the tub.
K was supervising.
They were filling bath toys and then squeezing the water out, covering each other in jet sprays.
It was all completely innocent.
Then I heard The Mayor yell,
Tease Me! Squeeze Me! Get Me Wet!I'm expecting a case worker from The Department of Family and Children's Services to knock on my door at any moment.