Monday, August 28, 2006

Two Ton Tacos In The Trunk

In honor of Melissa at Sugard Harpy who does the great Google Smackdown Monday, I must tell you that someone recently found this blog by Google searching on the words:

"Mexican Moms Got Big Butts."

Mexican Moms Got Big Butts?

Um? What? All of them?

What a statistically impossible and utterly silly idea.

It is theoretically possible, and even plausible, that there could be some Mexican moms that have big butts. But I'm here to tell you that if so, they are not alone.

Oh, no.

In big butt solidarity, Oh, The Joys, American Mongrel of Irish, German and English descent, proves here today that her butt is big.

Bigger, in fact, than two corn tortillas.



Exhibit A: Bigger than TWO corn Tortillas.


Beat THAT, big butted mamas of the world!



22 comments:

Pendullum said...

Jessica!!!!!
all that was missing was a salsa smile...
Now,my question is 'who took the shot of your butt with the tortilla's????'
and was this BEORE your Pillow talk on Friday????
You have a tiny bum and I Do NOT challenge anyone to CHALLENGE Jessica with food on their posteri ass!!

Melissa said...

Awesome!!

I don't know if I'll get to this but know that in my heart, I'm raising you two corn tortillas with two large FLOUR tortillas. Ha!

slackermommy said...

I'll try to find time to take a pic of the junk in my trunk cuz I got you beat!

Deb said...

I think I got you beat on this one, I will try and get some big butt pics for you as I think mine is larger that two skillets!

Deb said...

Thanks!!

Natsthename said...

You are SUCH a riot!

I'm too chicken to show my butt...but let me think it over!

Blonde Vigilante said...

You never cease to crack me up...I would just like to point out to you that those are the small versions...not the large burrito sized ones...so you have one to grow on. :)

Blog Antagonist said...

Oh my God...you rock. You get major kudos from me for your bravery. I, unfortunately, am not that brave, especially in light of my recent weight gain.

Funny, funny, funny post.

julia said...

My butt would break the monitor. It would adopt a Scotty accent and start hollering "I dinnae think she can take any more, Cap'n!"

Mommy off the Record said...

LOL! There's nothing like seeing my newest favorite blogger's butt adorned with corn tortillas to REALLY make my day.

Thanks! Mexican food has never been so sexy!

Heather said...

Heather's got a big-ol-butt, oh yeah!

http://static.flickr.com/59/227631691_9b6b5d379d_m.jpg

Plain Jane Mom said...

I fear I will regret asking this question, but... what did you do with those tortillas after the picture was taken?

And no, I will not be accepting your photo challenge as I do not own a large format camera.

Mama C said...

I must say that I am proud of my big Mexican Mama butt. I inherited it from my mom, who inherited it from hers...on down the line. I like the way it looks, and the looks it gets.
However, I will not take a picture of it with any small appliances or anything. I do have my pride.

Sayre said...

I am tempted to photograph my butt next to a globe - just so you can see that it's bigger than the world! But I have my unadorned (by appliances) rear already posted twice on my blog... it's embarassing enough just with the pants. No need to compare it to a refridgerator...

Waya said...

I don't dare, I don't dare!! I won't be looking at Tortilas the same way again!

Lisa said...

That is too funny. Loove the photo. Whenever eating Reese's peanut butter cups that come in the two pack, I used to envision each one going to one butt cheek to make stop eating them. Never worked. They are so damn good. If I can score some Reese's today, I will take a picture.

Lisa

Kevin Charnas said...

HA! Oh Mios!

Nikki said...

OMG!

You are to funny.

Let me see if I can come up with something. LOL

slackermommy said...

Here is my photo of 16 bootylicious inches.
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l289/slackermommy/IMG_2143.jpg

Big butts run in my family. My sister's name is Jennifer and we call her J-La (like J LO aka Jennifer Lopez). Her butt is even bigger than mine.

wendy boucher said...

I have such a dainty little butt, I hate to embarass everybody else by posting a picture. I mean, where would I find anything bigger than my little firm ass...oh wait, that's not my butt, that's just one of it's outer bands. Shit, my butt is as big as a planet.

Jo said...

Oh my hell that is too funny! You ladies are crazy! I LOVE IT!! ;)

Two 10 inch flour tortillas MIGHT cover my ass but I'm not swearing by it!

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