Thursday, July 20, 2006

How To Find Joy

I am so proud to report that...

WAIT!

I am going to have to swear to tell you this piece of information.

Swearing can not be avoided in this case.

You have my aplogies in advance.


If you need to leave the room, you should do it now.

(Are they gone?)

O.K.

I am SO PROUD to report that the number one way to find Oh, The Joys using Google (or whatever) is by searching on the words...

(drum roll.....)

"Dumb Ass"

The number 2 way to find me is to search on...

"Hairy Mother"

I am the dumb ass hairy mother.

No one can take that away from me.

I've peaked as a blogger.

I am fullfilled.

Oh yes, the joys indeed.

17 comments:

Christina_the_wench said...

Oh the excitement you must feel! You lucky woman, you! *high fives*

Pendullum said...

You must be so proud...
Is it too early to crack open the champagne???
It's 9:30 am where I am...

Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly said...

Dear DAHM, That is Dahm cool, lady.

Lisa

floosen said...

I am just more than a little shocked that "wind" and "butt" was not at the top of the list...

Fran

melssa b. said...

I am so with Floosen, I totally imagined that "butt" would be up there!

Kevin Charnas said...

Congratulations!!! YYYAAYYYY!!! I.AM.SO.PROUD.OF.YOU.
I knew that I could count on you to lift my sorry spirits today. :)


p.s. See what I mean about my nostrils???

kevin said...

Some found me today by searching on Ask.com "I am a woman with a bald spot on the top of my head".

Probably not the same person who found you searching for "hairy mother".

Poor dears.

Oh, The Joys said...

Floosen and Sugared Harpy,
You are both so right. I guess I will just have to work that much HARDER to post about butts more frequently.
-SIGH- The hardship that will be!!
J

blessedmomx3 said...

Aha ha ha! So funny. How do you know this about yourself? I'm scared to find out what words would bring up my blog. Is it determined by most frequently talked about topics? If so, I think "Poop in the bathtub" would be me. Well,not me specifically. My 3 children. Maybe, "Mama needs a new manicure" would come up seeing how often I've had to retrieve the sinkers. If those didn't bring me up, "nocturnal dumpers" would have to.

Irish Church Lady :) said...

You rock!

Nikki said...

I had someone google me the other day looking for

hairy armpits.

EW.

I have been thru my blog with a fine tooth comb (no pun intended) and can't find a single reference to hairy armpits.

"Things that make you go "GAK""

If it makes you feel any better, you're my favorite dumb ass hairy mother. LOL

pendlerpiken said...

I am new to your blog, but I have to say it has quickly become a favourite :)

Note to self: do not read this blog while at work.

St Jude said...

Someone googled 'butt sniffer' and got me!!! I may be many things, but really.

carmachu said...

Congrats joys! I know your so proud of your new name....changing the blog's name oevr from teh joys to dumbass hairy mothers anytime soon?

Damned if I know how to find me, but maybe thats a good thing....

liberalbanana said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog! I've read through a couple of your posts and I love your writing style - you're very funny! I look forward to reading more...

Oh and by the way - I had been thinking that there should be a weekly (Friday!) segment that bloggers could do that is something like The Craziest Term Someone Googled and Found My Blog This Week. Those search terms crack me up!

Your Aunt Nancy who just bought some size 6 pants said...

Tee Hee. You are the ONLY hit if you google "Lady Flabina".

Domestic Chicky said...

Woohoo!!! You go with your Bad (hairy) ass self!