Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Miracle at House of Joy

Here at House of Joy something miraculous happened.

K and I are so excited.

After eight days of non-stop vomit and diarrhea, 46 loads of laundry, six business days of making excuses to bosses and clients...

ROOSTER GIRL PRODUCED A SOLID TURD!

A big, soft (but not too soft) pellet of poo!

OH, EXHAULTATION!

Then began the celebration…

We paraded around the kitchen making circus music…

We performed the dance of our people...



...and we generally made a lot of joyous noise…

until The Mayor yelled, “Be still!”


. . . and tamed us with the magic trick of staring into all our yellow eyes without blinking once and we were frightened and called him the most wild thing of all.

But in our hearts we KNEW, that they would BOTH be going to daycare in the morning.

Hallelujah and AMEN!

4 comments:

theresa said...

I feel your joy. Hope your desk is not piled too high when you get back.

Thanks for your post, you always make me laugh.

Mel said...

WOO-HOOOOOOO!!!! Congratulations! That is excellent.
Also: "the dance of our people" = teh funniest thing I've read today :)

Queen of Spain said...

Way to poop a solid one!

Heather said...

Yay for healthy babies!

I find your blog endlessly amusing! To the blogroll with you!